Monday, March 14, 2005
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01:07
oh no!!!
let me let u guys in on a secret... which wld undoubtly lead to my untimely death if my mom ever found out i let this out on the cyber world. but that is if she learns how to surf the net... hehehehee!! my mom like this taiwanese singer/rapper/hip-hip artiste... he's called pan wei bo or wilber pan (which i still think is a sucky eng name). but who am i to judge when he's making hearts ard the region go into cardiac arrest. evidently sucky english names don't matter as long as u have a semi decent singing voice and are VERY goodlooking. i digressed.
so my mom was attending a funeral of our family friend's dad and our family friend (auntie audrey) introduced her nephew (who happens to look a lot like pan wei bo) to my mom and proceeded to tell my mom how she wants to introduce her nephew to me and something somewhere along the lines of hoping we cld get together and stuff....
HEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! do i look 35 and pickled?? i mean does it look as if i'm about to be left on the topmost shelf of the preserved food section?! i'm barely like 21 for half a yr and there u have pple trying to matchmake u! what the?! i'm peeved abt it. luckily my mom was rational about it even tho it's her dream to have a son-in-law who looks like pan wei bo, preferably the real person. she told auntie audrey that it's a redundant and ridiculous idea (in a nicer way) and even auntie audrey's daughter said that our interests are diff and we won't like be good together or something like that. my mom apparently wants someone who wld not outshine her daughter.. someone not so good looking.. i dunno! what does my mom want? but other than that.. she did go on abt how good looking he is and how 'guai' he apparently is. but the bottom line my aunite was just being a dolt abt the whole thing.
when a person is in their twenties and not attached it doesn't mean that they really can't get anyone and will be doomed to lead a single life unless some nice kind souls of family, friends etc set u up with like their nephews, nieces, cousins, brothers, sisters etc... NO NEED I TELL U!! we are definitely capable at finding our other halves THANK YOU VERY MUCH! argh!!!
on a happier note, i'm now talking to ms koh and mr yew all the way in michigan! hahahah well at least i'm getting some prozac while having to hear such stuff from mommy dearest and nursing a huge ass pimple right in the middle of my forehead. if i was indian i wld not have to put on a bhindi... argh! how fugly!!!
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